The Princess Bride

• "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo
• "Is this a kissing book? " - Grandson
• "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while." - Westley
• "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." - Miracle Max
• Vizzini: "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"
• Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
• "Get used to disappointment." - Westley
• "It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." - Fezzik
• "You are trying to take what I have rightfully stolen! " - Vizzini
• "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!'"
• "We are men of action. Lies do not become us." - Westley
• "If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. " - Count Rugen
• "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!" - Miracle Max
• Westley: "As you wish."
• Grandpa: "That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'As you wish', what he meant was, 'I love you'."
• Vizzini: "No more rhymes now, and I mean it!" Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
• Vizzini: "I hope those aren't rocks ahead." Fezzik: "If they are, we'll all be dead."
• Inigo: "You have a great gift for rhyme?" Fezzik: "Yes, yes, some of the time."
• Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"

Cast

• Inigo Montoya: Mandy Patinkin
• Westley: Cary Elwes
• Fezzik: André the Giant
• Buttercup: Robin Wright
• Vizzini: Wallace Shawn
• Grandpa: Peter Falk
• Grandson: Fred Savage
• Miracle Max: Billy Crystal
• Count Rugen: Christopher Guest
• Impressive Clergyman: Peter Cook

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