Technology

• "I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone." — Jack Valenti (MPAA president, testimony to the House of Representatives, 1982)

• "In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him." — Scott Adams (of Dilbert, not Adventure International)

• "If you are under control, you are not going fast enough." - Rufus "Parnelli" Jones