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"I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."" -- George Costanza
"We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that" -- George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld
"You're not black?"
"No."
"But you said we were an interracial couple!"
"That's because you're Hispanic!"
"I'm Hispanic?"
"Aren't you?"
"No! What made you think I was Hispanic?"
"Well, because your last name is Benis. And you kept taking me to all those Mexican resteraunts."
"But that's because I thought you were black!"
"So we're just a couple of white people?"
"Yeah. Want to go to The Gap?"
"SAY VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!" George says, running out of the bathroom in his underpants, and falls on the floor as Jerry walks in
"And you want to be my latex salesman."

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