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Scott Adams (born June 8, 1957) ''Cartoonist, Satirist Dilbert Comic strip There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens. Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002) Attributed [some of these very likely originated elsewhere] Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" My Reality Check bounced. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. External Links: Dilbert Comic Strip Books by Scott Adams
Dilbert Comic strip There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens. Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002) Attributed [some of these very likely originated elsewhere] Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" My Reality Check bounced. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. External Links: Dilbert Comic Strip Books by Scott Adams