Red Dwarf

• They're gone, buddy. But look at the bright side -- they're gone, buddy!

• Holly: "Oy!"
  All: "Oh, go away."
  Holly: "That's done it. I forgot what I was going to say."
  BAM!
  Holly: "Oh, that's right. A meteor's about to hit the ship."

• Cat: Is that what I think it is?!
  Lister: What do you think it is?
  Cat: A big orange swirly thing in space!

• Rimmer is teleported away
  Kryten (half-heartedly): Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer.
  Kryten (realising he should be more urgent): Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!

• Cat: What are we waiting for, why don't we drop the defensive shields?
  Kryten: An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: One, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know technically speaking that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

• It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere;
  I'm all alone - more or less, Let me fly far away from here -
  Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
  I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice.
  Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
  Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun, Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
  
  • Theme song

• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex?
  Rimmer: We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid?
  • `Holoship'

• Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision. You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand. Now, am I the only one here who finds that just a little bit tacky? Well, quite clearly, I am.
  • Kryten in `Holoship'

• He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.
  • Hol to Dave Lister, first episode.

• Rimmer: Step up to red alert!
  Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
  • 'Legion'