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MacGyver

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1 Macgyver quotes
2 Pete Thornton quotes
3 Murdoc quotes

Macgyver quotes

Pete Thornton quotes

  • He can fix anything. He can fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
  • The funny thing about running is that you always end up taking yourself with you.
  • Does this count towards my recertification, or do I have to go back to MacGyverland?
  • I think Santa's giving me a hernia for Christmas.
  • Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being.
  • Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks.

Murdoc quotes

  • I may be reformed, but I'm not crazy.
  • Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
  • You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next, including you.
  • Goodbye, MacGyver. Rest in pieces!
  • Better death through chemistry, that's what I always say.

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