Heathers

• "Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit has a body count"

• "I love my dead gay son!"

• "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

• "I got paid in puke!"

• "They're ich luga bullets."
  • (In German, "ich luga" translates to "I'm lying")

• "They all think Big Fun are a bunch of tuneless Eurofags."

• "Grow up Heather, Bulemia is so '87."

• "If you want to fuck with the Eagles, you gotta learn to fly."

• "I don't like my friends very much."
  • "I don't like your friends very much, either."

• "Suicide gave Heather a soul, Kurt a heart, and Ram a brain."

• "Please, Martha Dumptruck was writing suicide notes when she was in diapers."

• "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."

• "Great pate', but I gotta motor if I wanna be on time for that party."
  • "Great pate', but I gotta motor if I wanna be on time for that funeral."

• "Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie."