God

• "A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe." - Thoughts and Aphorisms by Sri Aurobindo

• "God helps those who help themselves." -Sidney

• "Give according to your means, or God will make your means according to your giving." -Hall

• "God heals, and the doctor takes the fee." -Franklin

• "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." -Galileo Galilei

• "You can live with out God, but you better not die with out him."

• "God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road." -Isak Dinesen

• "Never tell a young person that something cannot be done. God may have been waiting for centuries for somebody ignorant enough of the impossibility to do that thing." -Dr. J. A. Holmes

• "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." -General George S. Patton, Jr.

• "The Humanist says he does not believe in God because the supposed God behaves in a morally arbitrary way: allowing innocents to die, scoundrels to live, some to have wealth, others to be poor, some to be in pain, and others to be healthy. This, they say, is morally arbitrary, and does not fit with how they think a real God would behave. Then THEY get to play God, by deciding on the fate of the unborn child: will they let it live or kill it. This, they insist, is their moral right. These two positions are completely contradictory, a thoroughly unreasonable philosophy for people who claim their philosophy is based entirely on reason."

• "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." -General George S. Patton, Jr.

• "God is real, unless declared Integer." -J. Allan Toogood