George Burns

(1896 - 1996)

attributed

• "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."

• "I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

• "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

• "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."