Futurama

• "Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. And that's how you play the game."

• "It's the future! My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again! Yahooo!"

• "I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?"

• "I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky"

• "I'm experienced with foraging. I used to find edible mushrooms on my bath mat!"

• "I didn't ask for a perfectly reasonable excuse!"

• "I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the kiss of death, but I'm pretty sure he was gay."

• "Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored with sex"

Bender

• "Hail, hail Robonia - a land I didn't make up!"

• "C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..."

• "That's no flying saucer! That's my ass!"

• "I can't go round killing people! I'm not famous enough to get away with it!"

• "Robots don't have emotions, and that sometimes makes me feel sad."

• "Bender: I refuse to fight. I'm a conscientious objector!
  Fry: What?
  Bender: You know, a coward."

• "Beneath that cold metal exterior beats the heart of a robot."

Leela

• "We're probably gonna make it...but we might not!"

• "Well, it's a type M planet. So should at least have rodden berries."

• "Fry: I have an idea!
  Leela: I have a better one."

Prof. Farnsworth

• "Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"

• "That question was less stupid; though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way."

• "Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable."

Misc

• "Aye aye captain! I mean...only one eye. I mean...yes sir! Um...ma'am." - Amy

• "No! I wish I had two mommies..." - Dwight

• "I will always remember you...MEMORY DELETED!" - Lucy Liu Bot

• "Computer: Leela, you've got mail!
  Leela:Oh...
  Computer: It's not spam!"

• "As a representive of the Central Beaurocracy, I order you to dispose of that waste safely, or bribe me. Either way, it will cost $500." - Hermes

• "You were doing well until everyone died"- God

• "There are only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong."