Clue

• "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."

• "It's a matter of life after death. After he died, I had a life."

• "Flames...flames on the side of my face. Burning, heaving breath."

• "I am your singing telegram!"

• "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!" "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

• "Excuse me, can you show me to the ladies' room?" "Oui, oui, madame..." "No, I just have to powder my nose."

• "You tell them that's not true!" "It's not true." "Is that true?" "No that's not true." "A-ha! A double negative!" "Double negative? You mean you have photographs!?" "Your double-negative has lead to proof-positive; I'm afraid you've given yourself away."

• "The shock would kill my poor mother." "Well, that would be quite an achievement seeing as you've told us she's already dead."

• "I work for U.N.O., the United Nations Organization. I work for a special branch, the World Health Organization." (The joke is, he works for "U NO WHO")

• "I'm a plant." "I thought men like you were usually called a fruit."

• "We always get our man!" "Mrs. Peacock was a man?!"

• "Does the FBI make a habit of cleaning up after multiple murders?" "Of course! Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"

• "But your second husband also disappeared!" "Well that was his job. He was an illusionist." "But he never RE-appeared!" "Ah! He wasn't a very good illusionist."

• "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."

• "This man is drunk. Dead drunk!" "Dead right! Don't worry officer, we'll get him a ride. An all black car...uh, a limosine!"