Cats

• "A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

• "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

• "Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves." - A. S. J. Tessimond

• "Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space." - Anonynous

• "Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority.
  Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by cats.
  You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems.
  They're neat.
  They don't have sexual hangups. A cat gets horny, it does something about it.
  They keep reasonable hours. You *never* see a cat up before noon.
  They know how to relax. Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?
  What are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war? Pretty neglible. It's not that they can't, they just know that there are much better things to do with ones time. Like lie in the sun and sleep. Or go exploring the world."
  - Anonynous

• "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

• "In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this." - Anonynous

• "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

• "Our character is what God and cats know of us." - Thomas Paine

• "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

• "Cats understand our feelings. They don't care, but they understand."