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Season 1 Welcome to the Hellmouth [1.01] : There's a reason why you're here, and a reason why it's now! : Because now is the time my mom moved here. Giles: Something's coming — something, something… something is- is… gonna happen here. Soon! Buffy: Gee, can you vague that up for me? : Well… when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or–or witty, or at all. I– I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and… then I have to go away. Witch [1.03] : I laugh in the face of danger! Then I… hide until it goes away. : Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? : Maybe because they met her? Season 2 Lie to Me [2.07] : Angel was in your bedroom?! : Ours is a forbidden love. What's My Line, Part 1 [2.09] [Willow, sleeping over an open book, bolts upright.] : Don't warn the tadpoles! : "Don't warn the tadpoles"? : I… I have frog fear. Phases [2.15] : Well, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms? : At last count? All of them. Maybe more. Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing! They all get an "F" in Willow. Willow: But I want Oz to get an "A"… and, oh! — one of those gold stars! Season 3 Faith, Hope, and Trick [3.03] [Buffy and her mother confront curmudgeonly Principal Snyder about Buffy's Sunnydale High reinstatement.] : So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it. : I think what my daughter's trying to say is… nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah. Bad Girls [3.14] : Chemistry is fun. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt. Doppelgangland [3.16] : How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? : Willow! Did you remember to take Biography last Friday? : Uh-huh. [Buffy turns to Xander.] : See! I told you. Old Reliable. Willow: Oh, thanks! Buffy: What? Willow: "Old Reliable"? Yeah, great. There's a sexy nickname! Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as— Willow: No, it's fine. I'm "Old Reliable". Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser! You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. Willow: [disgusted] That's Old Faithful. Xander: Isn't that the dog that- that the guy had to shoot? Willow: [getting angry] That's Old Yeller! Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me. : Yeah, um… listen. I–I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if… : Yeah, that's me — "Reliable Dog Geyser Person". [Leather-clad Willow vainly attempts to convince an evil crowd she's a vampire.] : I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! Choices [3.19] The Mayor: What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him. : I made him an offer he didn't survive. Season 4 The Initiative [4.07] [Willow advises Riley about catching Buffy's eye.] : Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun. Hush [4.10] [Giles asks Xander to "take" Spike for a few days.] : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. Restless [4.22] : You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun. Season 5 Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Welcome to the Hellmouth [1.01] : There's a reason why you're here, and a reason why it's now! : Because now is the time my mom moved here. Giles: Something's coming — something, something… something is- is… gonna happen here. Soon! Buffy: Gee, can you vague that up for me? : Well… when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or–or witty, or at all. I– I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and… then I have to go away. Witch [1.03] : I laugh in the face of danger! Then I… hide until it goes away. : Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? : Maybe because they met her? Season 2 Lie to Me [2.07] : Angel was in your bedroom?! : Ours is a forbidden love. What's My Line, Part 1 [2.09] [Willow, sleeping over an open book, bolts upright.] : Don't warn the tadpoles! : "Don't warn the tadpoles"? : I… I have frog fear. Phases [2.15] : Well, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms? : At last count? All of them. Maybe more. Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing! They all get an "F" in Willow. Willow: But I want Oz to get an "A"… and, oh! — one of those gold stars! Season 3 Faith, Hope, and Trick [3.03] [Buffy and her mother confront curmudgeonly Principal Snyder about Buffy's Sunnydale High reinstatement.] : So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it. : I think what my daughter's trying to say is… nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah. Bad Girls [3.14] : Chemistry is fun. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt. Doppelgangland [3.16] : How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? : Willow! Did you remember to take Biography last Friday? : Uh-huh. [Buffy turns to Xander.] : See! I told you. Old Reliable. Willow: Oh, thanks! Buffy: What? Willow: "Old Reliable"? Yeah, great. There's a sexy nickname! Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as— Willow: No, it's fine. I'm "Old Reliable". Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser! You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. Willow: [disgusted] That's Old Faithful. Xander: Isn't that the dog that- that the guy had to shoot? Willow: [getting angry] That's Old Yeller! Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me. : Yeah, um… listen. I–I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if… : Yeah, that's me — "Reliable Dog Geyser Person". [Leather-clad Willow vainly attempts to convince an evil crowd she's a vampire.] : I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! Choices [3.19] The Mayor: What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him. : I made him an offer he didn't survive. Season 4 The Initiative [4.07] [Willow advises Riley about catching Buffy's eye.] : Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun. Hush [4.10] [Giles asks Xander to "take" Spike for a few days.] : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. Restless [4.22] : You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun. Season 5 Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Lie to Me [2.07] : Angel was in your bedroom?! : Ours is a forbidden love. What's My Line, Part 1 [2.09] [Willow, sleeping over an open book, bolts upright.] : Don't warn the tadpoles! : "Don't warn the tadpoles"? : I… I have frog fear. Phases [2.15] : Well, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily Willow charms? : At last count? All of them. Maybe more. Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing! They all get an "F" in Willow. Willow: But I want Oz to get an "A"… and, oh! — one of those gold stars! Season 3 Faith, Hope, and Trick [3.03] [Buffy and her mother confront curmudgeonly Principal Snyder about Buffy's Sunnydale High reinstatement.] : So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it. : I think what my daughter's trying to say is… nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah. Bad Girls [3.14] : Chemistry is fun. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt. Doppelgangland [3.16] : How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? : Willow! Did you remember to take Biography last Friday? : Uh-huh. [Buffy turns to Xander.] : See! I told you. Old Reliable. Willow: Oh, thanks! Buffy: What? Willow: "Old Reliable"? Yeah, great. There's a sexy nickname! Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as— Willow: No, it's fine. I'm "Old Reliable". Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser! You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. Willow: [disgusted] That's Old Faithful. Xander: Isn't that the dog that- that the guy had to shoot? Willow: [getting angry] That's Old Yeller! Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me. : Yeah, um… listen. I–I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if… : Yeah, that's me — "Reliable Dog Geyser Person". [Leather-clad Willow vainly attempts to convince an evil crowd she's a vampire.] : I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! Choices [3.19] The Mayor: What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him. : I made him an offer he didn't survive. Season 4 The Initiative [4.07] [Willow advises Riley about catching Buffy's eye.] : Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun. Hush [4.10] [Giles asks Xander to "take" Spike for a few days.] : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. Restless [4.22] : You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun. Season 5 Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Faith, Hope, and Trick [3.03] [Buffy and her mother confront curmudgeonly Principal Snyder about Buffy's Sunnydale High reinstatement.] : So let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it. : I think what my daughter's trying to say is… nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah. Bad Girls [3.14] : Chemistry is fun. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt. Doppelgangland [3.16] : How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? : Willow! Did you remember to take Biography last Friday? : Uh-huh. [Buffy turns to Xander.] : See! I told you. Old Reliable. Willow: Oh, thanks! Buffy: What? Willow: "Old Reliable"? Yeah, great. There's a sexy nickname! Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as— Willow: No, it's fine. I'm "Old Reliable". Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser! You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. Willow: [disgusted] That's Old Faithful. Xander: Isn't that the dog that- that the guy had to shoot? Willow: [getting angry] That's Old Yeller! Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me. : Yeah, um… listen. I–I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if… : Yeah, that's me — "Reliable Dog Geyser Person". [Leather-clad Willow vainly attempts to convince an evil crowd she's a vampire.] : I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! Choices [3.19] The Mayor: What happened to the courier? I was supposed to pay him. : I made him an offer he didn't survive. Season 4 The Initiative [4.07] [Willow advises Riley about catching Buffy's eye.] : Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun. Hush [4.10] [Giles asks Xander to "take" Spike for a few days.] : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. Restless [4.22] : You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun. Season 5 Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
The Initiative [4.07] [Willow advises Riley about catching Buffy's eye.] : Then talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun. Hush [4.10] [Giles asks Xander to "take" Spike for a few days.] : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. Restless [4.22] : You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun. Season 5 Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Buffy vs. Dracula [5.01] : Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know? Real Me [5.02] ''[Dim-witted vampire Harmony tells Spike about her plans to kill Buffy.] : I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework — reading books and stuff. : What? "" Spiral [5.20] ''[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.] : Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives, we'll… [A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.] Giles: … we'll feel oddly worse. Season 6 Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Once More, with Feeling [6.07] NOTE: As Sunnydale is afflicted with a need to sing their speech, many quotes are in the form of song. [From "I'll Never Tell".] : When things get rough, he / Just hides behind his Buffy. / Now look, he's getting huffy / 'Cause he knows that I know. : She clings, she's needy. / She's also really greedy. / She never— Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse! Hello?! : I was able to examine the body while police were taking witness arias. : So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. Older And Far Away [6.14] Richard: Ah, you have some weird friends. : News from the file marked "Duh". Season 7 Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
Help [7.04] [Xander is searching for information on a troubled student.] : Have you Googled her yet? : [aghast] Willow! She's 17! Willow: It's a search engine. UNKNOWN LOCATION See also Television Shows External links
See also Television Shows External links